Mujhe Angreji Seekhni Hai!

Hindustan ke kisi door daraj ke gaanv mein

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Gareeb baccha apne pita se: bapu mujhe bhi Angreji seekhni hai, mujhe bhi Angreji school mein parrhna hai.

Gareeb pita: lekin beta angreji school ka kharcha uthane ki haisiyat nahin hai hamari.

Baccha: parantu angreji seekhe binamain jeevan mein tarakki kaise karoonga.

Hatpradh aur lachar baap: (chuppi)

Hatash au nirash baccha: (chuppi)

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Mitra gareb baccha se: tumne suna hai, najdeek ke gaanv mein ek aadmi muft mein angreji sikhata hai, sab log use father bolte hain, bahot achha insaan hai, bahot prem se baat karta hai, samjho ki bhagwan hai

Gareeb baccha : Yadi muft mein angreji sikhata hai to mere liye to bhagwan hi hai.

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Gareeb baccha: father kya aap vakai mujhe muft mein angreji sikhayengein?

Father: haan beta aur angreji sikhane ke baad tumhara samajh mein maan samman barrhega aur tumhare ganv ke log tumhari ijjat karenge.

Gareeb baccha lautuhal bhari nazron se father ko dekhte hue: theek hai father main kal se aa jaunga.

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Ek mahine ke baad.

Father gareeb baccha se : beta aaj taq job hi hunne seekha hai aaj uski pareeksha hai. Batao "What is your name"?

Gareeb baccha: "my name is Govind"

Father: beta parantu govind to Hindi ka shabd hai, agar angreji seekhni hai to apna naam bhi angreji mein bolo.

Gareeb baccha : father mera angreji mein naam kya hai

Father muskurate hue: John.

Gareeb baccha harsh ke sath: My name is John.

Father : shabas, ab batao "what is your father's name?"

Gareeb baccha: My father's name is Manguram ...............sorry father manguram ko English mein kya bolte hain?

Father: David.

Gareeb baccha: My father's name is David.

Father: shabash John ab tum angreji bolne lage ho, ab main tumhe is-se aage ki Angreji sikhaunga , ye bible lekar jao aur isko thorra thorra ghar par bhi parrhna shuru karo.

John: ye kiski pustak hai father?

Father: jaise hindi mein Geeta aur ramayan aadi pustakein hain waise hi Angreji mein seekhne ke liye ye pustak hai.

John: theek hai father main isko parrhna shuru karunga.

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Manguram gaanv ke logon se: Father ne kaha hai ki main koi manguram nahin hun, main "David" hun. Tumhe yaqeen nahin aata to father se pooch lo.

Gaanv wale atyan vismay ke sath: achha manguram........ oh! maaf karna, david ji, kya father humein bhi koi aisa hi naam de sakte hain, aur wo bhi bina koi paisa liye?

David: han haan kyun nahin, tum sab kal hi ja kar father se milo, tum sabke dukh taqleef door ho jayenge, jab se main david bana hun mujhe father ghar ke chhote mote kharchon mein bhi meri madad karte hain wo bhi bina kisi swarth ke.

Gaan wale: hum sab kal hi father se milenge, shayad wo kisi bhagwan ka hi avatar hain.

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Father: haan tum sab ko bhi main bina koi shulk liye angreji sikhaunga aur tum sab ke naam david aur john ki tarah hi badal doonga, is-se tumhari sab taqlefein door hongi, aur samaj mein tumhara maan samman barrhega.

Gaanv wale: hum sab kal se hi aapke paas aana shuru kar denge father.

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3 mahine ke baad.

2 Ajnabi shakhs : higher authorities jaan-na chahti hain ki jo paisa aapko diya gaya tha aapne uska kahan kahan upyog liya.

Father: maine is gaanv ke 500 logon ko isai banaya hai

Ajnabi: humein praman chahiye

Father: theek hai kal jab sab gaanv wale aayein aap tab aayiega.

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Father bheerr mein kharre ek yuvak ki taraf ishara karte hue "tell me what is your name".

Yuvak : my name is Peter.

Father ek aurat ki taraf ishara karte hue: what is your name.

Aurat: my.....my.....name.......deena......deeaana.....Diana.

Aisa kai logon se poochhne ke baad father ajnabee ke kaan mein dheere se: Ab kahiye aur kya praman dikhaun

Ajnabi: Bahot achha, lekin sirf naam badal dene se koi isai ban gaya ye main kaise maan loon"

John Beech mein hi tokte hue: I know the old and new testaments.

Sabhi ke chehre pe muskurahat.

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Ajnabi: Bahot khoob Ramesh......maaf karna............father Stephen.......agar aise hi kaam chalta raha to aapko maalamaal kar diya jayega, filhaal ye lo 25 lakh ka cheque.

Sabhi khush hain ajnabi bhi, father Stephen bhi, John aur uska gareeb baap bhi, gaanv waale bhi , sirf ek chehra aise mein udaas hai, Dara Singh .......jo aajkal kisi paadri ko jinda jalaane ke ilzaam mein jail mein band hai.

Mera aur aapka pata nahin.