Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Friday, October 2, 2009

How Stock Markets Work! !

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn’t tell what the weather was going to be.





Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’ ‘It looks like this winter is Going to be quite cold indeed,’ the weather man Responded.



So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more Wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.. ‘Is it going to be a very cold winter?’ ‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘It’s definitely going to be a very cold winter.’



The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’ ‘Absolutely, ‘ The Man replied. ‘It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.’ ‘How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, ‘The Red Indians are collecting wood like Crazy.’



This is how stock markets work!!!



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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Origin of the word “CRAP”



Now a days I am witnessing a latest trend in the humans, in order to save their ego they are using a word "CRAP". Anything which you find very complicated to understand and flies over your head or brain, your ego is challenged there, to save your ego just shout this word "crap" loudly and you will be rejuvenated with your saved ego, your self esteem will be smiling on you, you will once again be high on the spirit, you will feel relaxed and you will find yourself more prestigious in the society. So I thought there is definitely some mystical power behind this word, so I decided to find the origin of this word for you. Here it is:



In 1983 Paul Davies said, "The universe was created though a quantum fluctuation." The problem with that is that the smaller the time interval in quantum mechanics, the smaller the probability the quantum fluctuation will occur.

If we're talking about the beginning of the universe, the time interval is zero, so the probability is zero. So we know for sure that quantum mechanics doesn't do it.

The latest challenge coming from quantum mechanics is that the universe is evolving together with the human race, and the fossil record gives the evidence for this. If you look at the fossil record, you see improvement with respect to time.

Since the author of this theory doesn't believe in God, and he believes that there's some kind of self-ordering factor in nature that explains that fossil record, he concludes that the universe is improving with time, and that we human beings are improving in time.

He believes that if we wait long enough, we'll meet at one another at the Omega point, where we'll become omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient. Then we become God and we'll be able to create in the past, which explains why we're here today. God doesn't exist yet, but he will. When he exists, he'll create the universe 17 billion years ago.

Skeptic Martin Gardener analyzed this theory a few months ago, and said, "This is not the FAP theory. This is the CRAP theory." It was called the Final Anthropic Principle (FAP). He called it the Completely Ridiculous Anthropic Principle (CRAP).



As a result a new word originated "crap".



How was that guys……………..??  A crap or what.....???

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Origin of the word “CRAP”



Now a days I am witnessing a latest trend in the humans, in order to save their ego they are using a word "CRAP". Anything which you find very complicated to understand and flies over your head or brain, your ego is challenged there, to save your ego just shout this word "crap" loudly and you will be rejuvenated with your saved ego, your self esteem will be smiling on you, you will once again be high on the spirit, you will feel relaxed and you will find yourself more prestigious in the society. So I thought there is definitely some mystical power behind this word, so I decided to find the origin of this word for you. Here it is:



In 1983 Paul Davies said, "The universe was created though a quantum fluctuation." The problem with that is that the smaller the time interval in quantum mechanics, the smaller the probability the quantum fluctuation will occur.

If we're talking about the beginning of the universe, the time interval is zero, so the probability is zero. So we know for sure that quantum mechanics doesn't do it.

The latest challenge coming from quantum mechanics is that the universe is evolving together with the human race, and the fossil record gives the evidence for this. If you look at the fossil record, you see improvement with respect to time.

Since the author of this theory doesn't believe in God, and he believes that there's some kind of self-ordering factor in nature that explains that fossil record, he concludes that the universe is improving with time, and that we human beings are improving in time.

He believes that if we wait long enough, we'll meet at one another at the Omega point, where we'll become omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient. Then we become God and we'll be able to create in the past, which explains why we're here today. God doesn't exist yet, but he will. When he exists, he'll create the universe 17 billion years ago.

Skeptic Martin Gardener analyzed this theory a few months ago, and said, "This is not the FAP theory. This is the CRAP theory." It was called the Final Anthropic Principle (FAP). He called it the Completely Ridiculous Anthropic Principle (CRAP).



As a result a new word originated "crap".



How was that guys……………..??  A crap or what.....???

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